First post: A bit about me

Dear Blog,
It's nice to finally meet you, I hope you are well. My name is Sophie. I've been meaning to write to you for a while now, but I just haven't had the time as I'm always ever so busy with living and other really exciting things I do with myself. I'm writing to inform you of the intricate tales I, a stunning young lass, encounter within my short time here on Earth. In this post, I'll give you a brief idea of what I'm about and what I'll post about.

So, Blog, let me tell you a small bit of background information about myself so you can feel like you know me before reading my posts, like I already know you. I've told you my name is Sophie, this is true. I am currently 16 years old, in year 11. I'm quite a shy girl, it may seem, however, if I'm feeling good, I could let out a short, loud shriek, or maybe even a little tune. I am a very talented singer; usually when I sing people are really jealous of me and give me looks, because they're jealous.

What else, what else? I effing love my computer. I honestly don't know what I would do without it. I am a strong believer in Facebook, not really to connect with people, although it does help when I feel the need to talk to someone, but mainly to voice my thoughts and opinions in a way I deem appropriate. Many people, who don't know me very well, become annoyed at my endless status updates, but those thick people are sadly unaware of the 'hide posts' and the 'remove from friends' options.

I am a huge fan of YouTube. Not the cats, although I do love the cats occasionally, but the community. My favourites are, wait, no, I'll write a post about this soon. I'll tell you more about YouTube in a different post, Blog, sorry to get your hopes up, but you will have to wait.

Maybe something about my actual life? I have two dogs, they're very important to me, they're like my two best friends. Their names are Hamish and Andy, you may laugh, it's hilarious. I've had Hamish since I was about 5, and I captured Andy at the start of year 8. Andy has an interesting story, let me tell you about her. Back in year 8, I used to actually leave the house a little bit. Wait, I've decided, once again, I could write a whole post on this, so I will, sorry Blog.

I don't believe in God. Just throwing that out there, it's something about me. Also, another little fun fact about me - if you say anything about how bad gays are, or sometimes even just say something is 'gay' I will attack you with information leading into how small-minded you are. I know you're probably thinking "I'm small-minded? You just said you don't believe in God, way to be small minded!" I'll go into details on my views in another post!

So, that's me, kind of. This may give you an insight into what goes on in my mind, and you'll be jealous, because the things that go on in my mind are absolutely hilarious, most people don't see the hilarity when I speak it though.

Well, Blog, it's been nice talking to you tonight. I hope you have a nice weekend, don't drink too much! I'll probably write another post this weekend, to procrastinate my studying for physics. You have something to look forward to, Blog!

Love, Sophie.